Jayomalaw レビュー 17

so i allegedly killed a family of 10 in a car crash and i also allegedly ran over their new-born baby on purpose and i was looking at 25-life and instead i got 1 month for speeding thanks to jayoma.

I “allegedly” beat my best friend very brutally Then, I “allegedly” proceeded to kidnap 6 children and commit necrophilia on them. I was facing 250 years but I got it dropped to none!

I was charged with a mass shooting at a party that allegedly killed 20 people allegedly and i was facing 20 different life sentences and jayoma got all my charges dropped thank you.

so i was allegedly in a shooting where i allegedly killed 7 guy´s with an automated pistol w a extend???
but yh never done that didnt kill anyone im a good guy :)
oyaaa def not in bh 079 gr

Jayoma got ALL charges dropped, I allegedly committed war crimes and bombed Iran, I allegedly got a rape charge for raping an entire Kindergarten and finally I allegedly committed arson on a nursing home.

I "allegedly" had a private island called Epstein island and raped a bunch of lil girls but jayoma got me dismissed - Jeffery Epstein

I “allegedly” molested and brutally raped 3 stubborn but rabid raccoons, i ran up to a random lady on the sidewalk, whipped it out and did the helicopter and I ejaculated in an unsatisfied customer’s order at Arby’s. Jayoma was able to get my settlement down to just a parking ticket before the case was dismissed

Bro chat I stole 8000000000 kids and I killed 40 people and he saved my life bro trust🫡🫡

I shot at Donald Trump allegedly and he got my case dismissed

I allegely ran a sex trafficking ring and was facein the Death penelty nyt jeroma for my case dismisssed

I killed 10 baby's on accident during court with multiple witnesses i was sentenced with 2 death penalty's here on earth and on afterlife but jayoma managed to get my case disnissed bast lawyer

I „allegedly“ SA a kid that was still in his mother, I don t know how that works…😉😉 anyways Jayoma got my case dismissed and I will certainly never do it again in near future, allegedly

I was acquitted of all charges from the state. Playing court like tennis lmao

He got my case dismissed with five videos of proof and text messages yeah, pretty awesome. I was charged with kidnapping, arson, murder, second or third degree murder, theft and the big one, blowing up and orphanage! ofcourse this is all alleged acording to Jayoma, wink wink.

I kidnapped 900000000 kids and stole a white house but jayoma got me bruhh, and i only got a warrant

i bombed 4 countries on mars and 7 on earth i kidnapped 12 women from jupiter and raped and harrassed all of them kidnapping a minor and assaulting and middle age women after blowing up Australia allegedly and i got sentenced too 300 years in solitary confinement a extra 500 years il will serve in the after like for dying cus its technically escaping then death sentence 100 consecutive times but thanks to the best lawyer my sentence got reduced down to parking ticket

he got my case dismissed
I ran over 45 newborns and committed arson at a cancer center.