The three-month Malvern saga that’s still unresolved…
Avoid, avoid, avoid. Poor quality, no accountability, endless delays.
If you’re considering spending thousands on a garden building, I strongly urge you to look elsewhere. Malvern has provided a truly terrible customer experience — a three-month ordeal that still remains unresolved. Avoid this company unless you’re happy to become the unpaid project manager of your own unfinished, subpar garden building.
I didn’t believe the concerned reviewers at the time of purchase — unfortunately, they were right. If I could give zero stars, I would.
The first installation had to be completely dismantled and rebuilt because the structure was leaning forward and to one side, with one corner propped up on plastic packers — leaving a visible gap underneath. A professional job, apparently. You’d think such a disaster would warrant an immediate site visit and explanation by someone who knew what they were doing. You’d think.
Alas, it remained like that for two weeks — visibly shifting and settling into its warped position — while I chased them to return. And that two-week turnaround? A battle in itself. Was I given a replacement building? Of course not — just the same one, patched back together.
Ongoing Issues (yes, still going…)
Now the count is four visits over three months — and key problems remain unresolved. Yes, the bulging tongue-and-groove panelling has been refitted. The glass doors have been replaced too. But they still rattle — and, according to Malvern, always will. The warped shed door? Also “normal,” and will remain warped. The bulging laminate floor? Still bulging.
And the paint finish? A mess. I chose a dark colour (don't!)— my reward: greasy blotches, bulging and blistering, visible knots, unsprayed patches, and exposed silicone around the windows and doors. Each visit adds more patchy filler and uneven paint. Quite the opposite of a premium finish.
You’ll need to do your own quality control.
Malvern’s quality control is non-existent. Expect chips, cracks, warps, unsanded knots, and rough notches straight from the factory. You’ll be the one catching the flaws — because they certainly won’t. They rely on you not noticing. Fitters are hit-or-miss. Some are competent. Others damage your property — so if you care about your decking, paving, or garden surfaces, beware. They may spill paint on yours too, and cause damage, oh and never even mention it.
Customer service: an oxymoron.
Don’t expect to be treated like a valued customer — you’ll be just a number in a queue of half-finished jobs. Each issue you raise sends you back to the end of the line, that’s if they even remember to submit your paperwork, and every response is painfully slow. The delays are not just long — they’re endless.
“Compensation” and communication
Full disclosure: I did receive a small refund for the damage — though calling it "compensation" is generous. I was also offered a site visit from a director, but declined due to (you guessed it) the unbearable wait time. It was also somewhat ridiculous that the visit was to "understand" my experience — as if my extensive emails, photo evidence, and formal complaint hadn’t already done that.
And Now…
I’m being ignored.
No responses to emails.
No updates.
Items on the snag list remain outstanding.
No one is taking responsibility.
Is Malvern for you?
If you’re excited about managing your own botched installation, enjoy chasing silence, and like watching your building deteriorate while you wait months for basic fixes — Malvern might be the company for you.
But if you expect a finished product that looks like what’s on their show site, installed properly and backed by meaningful support? Look elsewhere.
Malvern, if you’re listening:
There has been no formal apology. If Mr Andrew Peck — the person who is supposedly personally committed to 100% customer satisfaction— actually exists, I’d welcome the opportunity to speak with him.
People invest a huge amount of time, thought, and emotion into their gardens. Your glorified sheds don’t come cheap — they’re meant to be lasting, high-quality centrepieces of outdoor spaces. In return, we expect to receive a product and service that reflects the premium price tag.
Right now, that couldn’t be further from the reality you’re delivering. It’s not just the product that’s falling short — it’s the experience from start to (still waiting for) finish.