Ocean Terminal - A Dystopian Car Parking Escape Room
Ocean Terminal? More like Ocean Eternal Parking Quest.
Firstly, the âeasy accessâ is clearly part of an immersive dystopian driving simulator. It took me 30 minutes to find the car park. Thirty. Minutes. Iâm fairly sure I circled Leith Shore enough times to qualify as public transport. If Leith is trying to reduce emissions, congratulations â Iâve just used my entire weekâs carbon allowance looking for somewhere to abandon my vehicle.
And the trams. Oh, the trams. Dodging trams was NOT on my driving test. At one point I felt like I was in a low-budget post-apocalyptic film where the main characterâs only goal is survival and maybe a parking space.
By the time I finally parked (somewhere in what I believe is technically Fife), Iâd aged three years and lost the will to shop.
Lovely waterfront though. Would admire it again. On foot. From a safe distance. Shame businesses and the Royal Yacht are losing business due to the poor upkeep and signage directing customers into the building.








