Shocking. Should be renamed the Greedy Bear. This is without doubt an overpriced overhyped and tacky establishment. On arrival we were shown to our rooms ‘across the lobby ‘ which was in fact the main road and into another building. At this point I did wonder how we were expected to cross the road in our robes and swimsuits to use the jacuzzi and pool. Needless to say we didn’t. I appreciate a snug room is just that but one so small that you can’t fit a door on the bathroom is not expected when paying through the nose. I also understand the quirky gothic ambience but this more like cheap tarts boudoir with the pvc wall and floor and lights so dim apart from the flashing smoke alarm all night. We were advised that room service was available but thank goodness we didn’t take advantage of this, given that when being brought 4 drinks and some nuts all of 10 feet from bar to our table, we were charged £9.99 service each time. We were all looking forward to the fine dining experience advertised and observed the dress code of no trainers in the restaurant. Unfortunately they did fail to advertise that you could vape , swear and play Tik Tok videos on your phone and generally annoy other diners. This apparently is acceptable. The food was in part inedible and we had to send back the £95 Tomahawk steak which in all fairness they did not quibble and removed from the bill. Chips were great 👍 I only wish we had read the reviews prior and booked the Stadhampton venue. Unfortunately it looks like the new management in Beaconsfield have recruited very young and very apathetic staff with no aptitude for hospitality. Although breakfast was included we could not wait to leave and get on the road and not have to spend another minute in the grubby venue.