I coudn't explore the shrek lands
When I asked for Shrek to personally take a dump on my bangers and mash they staff goober looked at me in disgust... I PAY HIS FRIGGIN CELERY!!!!
(I was trying to explore his wife too good times :D)
THIS IS WHATS WRONG WITH THE theme PARK AND I DEMAND A REHAUL OF THE PLUMMING SYSTUM :(








